But we all know that Misha and Jensen want it. They want it so badly. It’s why when they are done filming a scene they push Jared up against the wall and growl at him, scorn him for being a ‘naughty boy’ in front of so many people. And Jared lets out a whine and asks, “You gonna punish me for misbehaving?”
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE ONES WHERE THEY LIKE INTERVIEW THEM BEFOREHAND IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE THOSE ARE JUST HILARIOUS.
YES OH GOD OH GOD I CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THOSE CAUSE LIKE THE CAMERAMAN’S COMMENTS AND STUFF JFC
OR LIKE OTHER TIMES WHEN BOTH ARE SITTING ON THE BED OR WHEREVER AND SOMETIMES THINGS JUST GET REALLY AWKWARD AND I’M LIKE ‘JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY’ BUT THEN THEY’RE LIKE ‘AHAHA LET’S GET TO IT BOYS’ AND THEN THAT PART’S AWKWARD SO I JUST SIT THERE LAUGHING LIKE AN IDIOT WHILE FLAILING AND COVERING MY FACE FOR A GOOD CHUNK OF THE BEGINNING.
KIM. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
OH MY GOD THE AWKWARD SKEEVY CAMERA MAN THAT’S ALWAYS LIKE “You ready to suck some cock today?” and it’s like AUGH RUUUUIN IT WHY DON’T YOU JUST RUIN EVERYTHING AND I’M EMBARRASSED AND THESE POOR PORN STARS ARE OBVIOUSLY EMBARRASSED ON YOUR BEHALF BECAUSE SERIOUSLY.
PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH CAMERA MAN YOU ARE NOT WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR
I CAN’T BRATHEE
Now you’re just some Bobby that I used to know.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake) —